Rick Astley = Alicia Jurman?

This is one interesting thing I noticed today. In my Reading/ Language Arts class, we're reading memoirs about survivors of the Holocaust. I am reading one by Alicia Jurman, a Jewish woman from Poland. She was about 12 when Poland was invaded, and the book is basically her telling the story of how her 4 brothers, her father, and a baby are killed by the Germans.

Anyway, I'm sure that by now you have been Rick Rolled. If you haven't, I envy you, you lucky non-tech savy person. Rick Rolling is the "art" of posting a link that appears to go to something moderately interesting, but instead pops up a window that moves around and is hard to close, that is a video of Rick Astley's single "Never Gonna Give You Up". Here is a link to a video of me hating on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0





Just kidding, Rick Roll'd. See the poofy hair thing he has?

Well, that's just pure ugly, right? 

Now here's a picture of Alicia Jurman:

Ye Gods! We have a match!























Now, I don't have a problem with Alicia's haircut. She's a girl, and she escaped from the Nazis at least twice. I haven't finished the book yet, so it could be more than that. I mean, beneath that Polish Jew cover lies one badass. I'm not gonna tell her how to cut her hair. But Rick, let me tell you why that haircut makes you a bad person.

     1. You have a poof on your head, good sir. It looks like a beaver crawled on your head and died from the smell of cheap cologne mixed with diet coke.

     2. Your hair looks like a girl's hair. Don't deny it. WE HAVE PICTURE PROOF.

     So, in conclusion,

     Rick Roll, after wasting my time, wearing a dead beaver roadkill shag' rag, and just being downright an insult to valued homosexuals everywhere...

YOU HAVE LET ME DOWN, YOU LYING EGGHOSE