Blogger Questions are AWESOME

So I was messing around with the options for my Blogger profile, and I see this box that says
"Random Question"
So I click to get one, and this amazing question pops up:

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Now, if you're a boring, "pedestrian" (eat your heart out, Mrs. Williams) person, this question seems boring. But alas, it's awesome.

Here's my answer: 

Dear Aunt I-haven't-seen-you-in-years-and-I-think-this-epic-gift-is-just-your-way-of-trying-to-make-me-forgive-you,
Thanks for the ga-rooovvvy syrup dispenser. I use it for all the basics, pancakes, waffles, BELGIAN waffles, whatnot. But it's even better cause it's in the shape of a rooster. I get up at 5 in the morning, go on the roof with it, and give the loudest, best damn rooster COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO known to man. Oh, and I do it stark naked with a red pillow case on my head. To, you know, blend in.

But the moral of this story is this:

Only Aunt Jemima's, of course.