Peter Regan
Evanston, IL
60203
Mrs Eliza
Unkown
Unkown
July 12th, 2011
Dear Mrs Eliza,
I am Gmail user, and I recently came across problems with spam from you, regarding a transfer of two million USD ($2,000,000) to my bank account.
As you can see, this letter is written in the block letter format- a formal layout used by business people and sane people to communicate to one another. This means, of course, you have obviously never seen it before. The day I am writing this, July 12th, 2011, I received a total of four (4) emails from you regarding the transfer of the funds stated above. You claimed that I had won a contest held in Canada that supports the 2012 Olympic Games. I wish to inform you that the 2012 Olympic Games will be held in London, England, not anywhere in Canada. Now, I understand that your home nation may be very excited about any Olympic games, regardless of host city. Even if that is so, the "sponsors" of your contest are Gmail and ATT Network offices in Johannesburg, South Africa, and the British American Tobacco Companies of South Africa. Now, first of all, South Africa is not in the colonial empire of England, let alone its general vicinity. Second of all, how dare you allow your scam lottery to be sponsored by a tobacco company, while also claiming to be related to the Olympic Games. Tobacco is a dangerous drug that is illegal to use if you are under 18 years of age and it is highly addictive and hazardous.
I hope you have had time to read this critically important letter and decide to enact change to become a more respectable family scamming company who will at least be credited with being smart enough to make their hooking lines believable.
Sincerely,
Peter Regan
P.S- I hope you burn in hell for relating your tobacco company sponsors to the Olympic Games, a family friendly event.
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